spiritus mundi 

Literally, the spirit of the world or analytically - the morals and mores of the times.

The attitude towards sex as recreation is part of the spiritus mundi of the modern world, often blamed by religionists for the prevalence of abortion and contraception.

spiritus mundi by Crescente Villahermosa August 21, 2008

Muddy Puddle 

Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good

I want to get very crunk please make me a muddy puddle

Muddy Puddle by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005

Muddy Cow Pie 

A Muddy Cow Pie is when you have all of the anal sex with a woman of your choice, and when she sucks your penis, verigood, she accidentally sucks her own shit and proceeds to throw up. You now have the opportunity to perform said Muddy Cow Pie by using her puke as a lubricant to shove your cock right back in their. This action can be perform multiple times if she continues to puke or nut to give.

“I originally thought that puke wouldn’t go well in my penis, but then I attempted the Muddy Cow Pie and did I love it!

Muddy Cow Pie by MCP Squared December 3, 2019

Muddy Helmet 

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita

She lets me fuck her in the ass but I have to wipe my muddy helmet clean before I get a blow job

Muddy Helmet by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

Mandy 

A girl who barks in your face and isn’t very good at math. But she is the life of the party 7 th period. She also has a parrot and likes to take pictures with ransoms people and put then in her closet.

Mandys office hours are in the morning... I wonder what she does at night?

Mandy by 101man7deeee October 22, 2019

Alabama muddy wilson 

when a male is fisting another and the receiver shits on the penetrators hand and he slaps the muddy hand across his face

i tried fisting my boyfriend and he pooped on my hand so I gave him a big Alabama Muddy Wilson

Alabama muddy wilson by anal fisting October 13, 2008

muddy turtleneck

the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.

After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.

muddy turtleneck by muddy shovel November 10, 2006