muddy tornado

when a man shits on a females stomach and blows on her chest to cool it down

eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman

by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014

muddafucker

muddafucker is sort of 'slang' for Mother Fucker, which is an insult commonly used. muddafucker is often used in texting, memes, and social media instead of having to type the long-winded 'Mother-fucker'.

U r a muddafucker - used in texting instead of "You are a mother fucker"

by FaFaFabulous May 7, 2016

Muddy Jew Harp

The act of licking a woman's butthole, while flicking her clit. Usually done doggystyle.

Man, last night my girlfriend let me play her Muddy Jew Harp. It was fantastic!

by Snipedog22 August 25, 2016

muddle through

Manage to get through something

"People look out for each other, they muddle through together"

by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

Muddy Buddy

When you drain the water from the toilet bowl, take a dump and place googly eyes on the turd. Surprising the next unsuspecting person who uses the bathroom.

"Goddamn it, Garret Muddy Budded me again"

"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"

by Bierleichen February 2, 2017

Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.

I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.

by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017

muddy macaroni

a weird made up word made up by a weird person who wont follow ppl back

anyway you want to use muddy macaroni, it can be used.

by mel.z July 25, 2017