two mints and a tic tac

a person with an abnormally small penis

"Hey Ethan, you have two mints and a tic tac."

by LilBarnacle855 May 22, 2018

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.

Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.

by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017

After dinner mint

The lint balls trapped in a person's ass crack. More common if the person has a hairy ass crack.

Dude, I just cleaned out the shower drain and found a year's worth of after dinner mints.

by rjs13 August 6, 2016

Ba-riggle-mints

Term to describe a women cheast

look at those ba-riggle-mints.

by joker46 September 8, 2006

west virginia breath mint

When your sister pussy farts in your mouth to get the smell of your brothers dick off your breath.

Billie Jean had a hot date, so she asked her sister for a West Virginia breath mint.

by stoopidphucker June 24, 2009

don't eat the big white mint

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.

I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006

psa 9 mint rizz

You get every single bitch in the universe.

Jason: Bro, do you have psa 9 mint rizz?
McCormick: Jason we need to put you down

by SuperKamptiA April 17, 2023