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boring meeting 

When the most interesting things are me, myself and I or a "Don't Get Molested" video.

drunk meeting

it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins
''my names Andreja and I'm an alcoholic...''
''hello Andreja, hello everyone''
'' I love my drunk meetings''

production meeting 

Taking a shit. Or going number two. Saying it in a discreet way.
Sorry I'm late I was in a production meeting.
production meeting by Fob6666 November 1, 2017

captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.
I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.
captains meeting by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017

Intergalactic meeting 

When two dudes beat off while docking.
"Hey I heard you and larry had an intergalactic meeting at his place." Tony.
"Woah, word travels fast I see." Carson.

cat meeting 

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.
*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?
cat meeting by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019