Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble

by LeoGotNits June 07, 2023

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Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.

"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."

by Dr. Cum Melon January 09, 2020

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Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.

Tommy is acting rather melonous today.

by scearbin October 12, 2021

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Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 06, 2022

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