I am Malcolocity
by Malcolocity June 18, 2022
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And stupid and he loves Riko.
And stupid and he loves Riko.
Malcolm, a weird kid
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1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr
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For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
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Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/
by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022
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You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot
You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot
by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022
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