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Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.
*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
by K_IRL October 14, 2020
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Mail Cuz Sin

A cousin who is sent through the mail, whether digital or real life, who proceeds to commit sinful acts, usually of a sexual nature.
Damn he's a mail cuz sin
by Djchao February 5, 2022
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Robo-mail

Email that comes in from automated sources that a user has subscribed to, such as newspapers, blogs, retailers, travel sites, the Urban Dictionary etc.
Just checked my email and dang, nothing but robo-mail. Or: Sorry, your reply got buried in my robo-mail.
by Dr. Determined February 9, 2010
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Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone
James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail
by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025
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Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
by quietbanana October 6, 2022
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8 Mail

Delay-sent email.

Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!
Anson arrives at work, sits in his cubicle, logs on. At 7:59 am, his box is empty and he takes a sip of his coffee. Anson turns away for just a second, but when he turns back a minute later, he finds that 8 new emails just appeared in his mailbox. His manic boss wrote the emails overnight and sent to them to arrive at 8. "Aaagh, 8 Mail!! I hate when does that!!
by burnt sox August 27, 2024
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