helen keller

It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.

I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.

by Miller Time September 12, 2006

Hellen Keller Pants

When a womens pants are so tight you can read vaginal lips

Her pant's are so tight you can read her lips, like hellen keller pants!

by boomshockalocka January 10, 2009

Kellen

A name meaning Warrior Woman, and is obviously a woman's name. WHY there are guys named Kellen is a mystery.

Kellen(male): Dude, so I totally just worked out and beefed up!
other dude: nice man!
Girl:you do know that is a girls name, right?

and the other definitions for Kellen on here- all for males.

by agirlsname July 7, 2010

Helen Keller

When you blow a load in a chick's eye and make her go blind temporarily.

Guy: Oh shit! I just gave you a Helen Keller!

by Tlaloc December 10, 2007

Helen Keller

When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.

MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!

by Big Luv and Happy March 2, 2008

Helen Keller

A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.

My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!

by inthePoopShoot March 30, 2009

Delton Kellogg High School

The epitome of white trash. Most people from this school wouldn’t even know the definition of the word epitome.

Person 1: “Have you heard of Delton Kellogg High School?”
Person 2: “I heard that people drive their tractors to school, is that true?”
Person 1: “Sadly... yes.”

by Fact_Checker101 September 15, 2019