Barnicle juice

Pissed off

Ah Barnicle Juice I have alot of homework tonight and football practice

by Raldy October 2, 2009

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kid juice

Noun: Semen. On someone, or in someone.

Me: "Your sister was blowing me in the backseat while you were driving and I spewed kid juice all over your leather seats"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

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Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

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lan juice

The accumulated liquids spilled during or after a lan or lan party, usually (in a failed effort) scooped into large black trash bags.

Gamer: Aw, dude, my hands are all sticky from touching that lan juice.

Gamer: Ok I bought the stuff but you guys need to help clean up this mess of lan juice.

by Virus! December 20, 2008

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Unsee juice

We would recommend keeping some in your bag at all times.

Guy 1: Bro look at my dick it's tiny
Guy 2: *Big sip*
Guy 1: Where'd you get that unsee juice give it to me

by fatfuck4 August 5, 2020

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When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017

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