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Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!

And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Person 1: Hi! I am Jessica!
Person 2: Yeah I knew that the minute I saw ur fat ass.
Jessica by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
the most perfect, prettiest girl, she stuns everyone who looks at her beauty, and mesmerized everyone who gazed at her. shes born to live her best life
have you seen jessica? you haven't? well then you're never gonna die happily because that girl is one in a million universes
Jessica by brodinator November 24, 2021
A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords
Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!

Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
Jessica by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021
The Most Beautiful Woman in the universe, it's just a fact.
her name is Jessica, she's beautiful, what more is there to say? they might not all be as beautiful as my Jessica, but they're still beautiful.
Jessica by BigKNight815 November 30, 2021
This name means everything. She is really beautiful and strong. Nothing can bump her down but every once in awhile help her. She’s a very loving person and is just crazy. You won’t regret meeting a jessica.
Omg jessica you’re so mf pretty like bro.
Hey jessica let’s go out .
Jessica is always getting introuble.
Jessica by Brian….. December 11, 2021
a silly, crazy, goofy guy who loves to listen to music & pass classes. all around good guy whose house-trained
jessica got a B on their physics final <3
Jessica by northstar enthusiast December 15, 2021