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Jagaloon

A mysterious proto human that has done so many butt drugs that there sphincter muscles have deteriorated and it leaks out a trail wherever they go. Common environmental markers have given it a specific ecosystem where it dwells, it's found all over North America and has a sophisticated den, it knows jujitsu and is a worthy opponent to anyone looking for a memorable hunting expedition.
The jagaloon bounty is up this month, I think I smell a good Christmas coming up.
by Royaltease February 5, 2025
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jamal

indian tech support scammer based in lahore. seen on cs2 alongside duchicipi (cp)
hello this is Jamal speaking from Microsoft
by Duchicipi March 14, 2025
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Jakalia

Jakalia is very smart and nice but she can be mean too and also she is gonna struggle with metal health and if you have boyfriend she is gonna like them and she’s very good with kids and she talks about a lot of people
Aww there goes Jakalia
by Kaislisusb May 4, 2025
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Jamalling

The act of bed rotting and gooning all day.
Today I woke up and I was Jamalling.
by lilyeety May 25, 2025
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Jamalling

The act of bed fitting and gooning all day.
Today I woke up Jamalling. Just wanna play some XBox and Jamal around.
by lilyeety May 25, 2025
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"Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack!" has the meaning of when you are in so much pain you dont know what to say.
"AAAGGHHH!1 HHAHAAAAAAAAAHGJKLHKJHLGG HH UUUAAHH AHHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AAHH JAMALANG AB-B--B-B-AACK! A-A TUNG A SACK!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
"What"
"You know, Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack! When i dont know what to say when im in so much pain, you know?"
"Why is it all of a sudden you can speak properly?"
"I dont know. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH"
by Crustavo April 3, 2026
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jamal

hes black big and has a small af penis
" woah dude your a jamal"
by ilovemen676941 September 22, 2025
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