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jack off season

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The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.

This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.
"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."

"That sucks!"
by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008
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jack-jack

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Person who is kind & wholesome until pushed over the line. Reference to baby JackJack from "The Incredibles" Movie.
Don't keep pushing him. He's going to go Jack-Jack.

Be careful with him. He's got a Jack-Jack personality
by moviedude March 9, 2008
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male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.
my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.
by stroke June 30, 2008
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Bottle of Jack

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A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.
daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."

father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"

daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."

father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."

son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."

father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."

daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"
by yoyoyyiggedyyo January 18, 2010
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jack-in-the-crack

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O-dog: "aw y'all niggas goin to jack-in-the-crack?"
Harold: "hell yea.. hell yea."
by FlyAway July 20, 2011
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jackelyn

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amazing, ambitious, gorgeous, sweet, independent, crazy, fun.
"i met a jackelyn last night and i can't stop thinking about her."
by jbabe March 1, 2009
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