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nonce island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.
1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.
by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021
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Executive Bathroom Island

According to Family Guy, the animated TV series:

An island, typically accessed by private helicopter, which houses restroom facilities for business executives.
"So uh... where is this executive bathroom?"

"THERE!"

*musical overture*

"Welcome to Executive Bathroom Island!"
by Vechs February 9, 2010
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islamic hot lunch

The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.
"dude, I heard Nicole is a freak!"
"why is that?"
"she made Tom give her an Islamic Hot Lunch!"
by slim jim shady November 21, 2011
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islander

People that came from island tribes.

ex: philippines,indonesia,malaysia. <- malayo-polynesian
palauans,guamanians,etc <- micronesians
papuans,soloman islanders,etc <- melanesians
samoans,native hawaiians,tongans,etc <- polynesians

and many other places in asia pacific and north america that were inhabited by island tribes.
by Christophurrrrr July 15, 2006
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Islam

A peaceful religion which takes you to the right lane (heaven). It’s for people who want to find a real answer to life.

They worship one God (Allah). Allah is their only, one, and merciful God.
Allah has sent an angel to the last prophet , Mohammed (PBUH), after people have changed the religions to ones that change the meaning of it, ones where they prayed for more than one god, and made ones, that is why Allah chose his prophet , Mohammed (PBUH), to tell people the real meaning of religion and worshipping the one God.

Allah didn’t choose Mohammed (PBUH) out of nowhere. He was the rightful person, he was known as Al Sadeq Al Ameen, meaning he was real and has never lied in his life and always gives back what he has. He was also known by his kindness to all kinds of people.
There are 5 pillars to Islam (Which are made to determine if you’re a real muslim or not)
1. Shahadat an la illah ila allah (saying that there is no god but Allah), Shahadat an Muhammad rasool Allah (saying that Mohammed is the prophet of Allah)
2. Ikam al Salah, performing prayers, as there are 5 per day, fajr, duhr, A’asr, Maghrib, and Isha’a.

3. Zakat, as it is giving charity from 2.5% of your earnings to the poor
... 4. Sawm Ramadan, Fasting as it is done once every year in the month of Ramadan for people who are not poor or are in great health, it is performed to get the feeling of people who are poor and do not have access to many supplies, also it is done from fajr to maghrib
5. Hajj, it is for people who can perform it (money to go, and having great health)

Person 1: He’s very kind, although he’s a muslim

Islam’s message isn’t as the way it is shown on TV, these are terrorists whom have not followed islam rules and forgot what islam is all about, Salam: Peace

I have made this definition after seeing all definitions about islam and they were all miserable and hideous, and this is why I have decided to show people what is the real meaning of Islam
by the.mo.yo.know May 31, 2018
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green island

a little town where sluts are orange and go tanning 3 times a day. there is not one clean girl in the entire "island". Home of the Heatly Hornets. More like Heatly WHOREnets.

nasty whores. don't ever bring your man there... he may never come back.
look how orange that girl is. she must be from green island.
by deadass though. mad slutty March 14, 2011
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Bob Seger Island

Theoretical island where all crappy musicians and all traces of their music go to never be heard from again. Because of the craptastic nature of the music, it is never missed.
Bryan Adams sucks. He belongs on Bob Seger Island.
by 6doublefive321 February 4, 2009
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