Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body
Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water
by chego December 30, 2009
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pee water

weak light beer with little taste
"What's up with the pee water they're serving at this place. The beer was was much better at Ted's party."
by pikepat November 28, 2007
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Smoke on the Water

A rock song by Deep Purple; also a must-learn for guitar players - although mayhaps some of them seem incapable to do so.
(Some guy demoing a nice guitar with dazzling playing skills).
Comment: Nice. But can he play Smoke on the Water?
by lucasiada April 22, 2019
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Water Pisstol

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.
''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''
by Wateryanus September 10, 2012
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Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.
Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants
by Peasant01 May 29, 2018
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Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.
The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.
by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009
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Disco Water

Water with MDMA mixed in.
"I downed some disco water with half a gram in it like 10 minutes ago and I'm coming up!"
by ollieph February 02, 2014
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