Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!
by Haneesh March 18, 2012
Get the Holster your shanks mug.The need for a man to stop his woman from talking because she is a starting a fight she won't be participating in.
by dnstommy June 25, 2014
Get the holster your bitch mug.A phrase used in Kevin Baker's book "Paradise Alley' by rowdy theater goers. When they tired of waiting for the show to begin they began to chant 'Hoist that rag'.
A football coach to his team just before they leave the locker room:"It's time boys! Let's hoist that rag and get this thing started!"
by The Ghost of Thom Joade January 16, 2016
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Get the street hostess mug.A block and tackle mounted on a makeshift tripod, usually used outdoors to lift an engine out of a car.
Well, you can have it, but you'll probably need a hillbilly hoist to lift it into the bed of your truck.
by Red March 29, 2005
Get the Hillbilly Hoist mug.A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)
Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.
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