Horse d'oeuvres

Hors d'oeuvres that taste so horrible that they could be made with horse meat.

I'd stay away from that table - it's full of horse d'oeuvres.

by sbvancouver January 15, 2009

horse party

a secret party lead by horses.
usually containing vodka spiked hay and other tight ish like that.

horse parties only allow horses so unless you have some sort of magical transforming into a horse power, you will probably only hear legends of such parties.
they are way more fun than any party hosted by college kids.

like most other parties when the horse owner is coming to check on the horses they neigh "5-0! 5-0!"

"neeeeigh! someone spiked the hay! the horse party is about to craaack bro!"

by yeahdude15151515 May 12, 2009

horse-collar (tackle)

The horse-collar tackle (a.k.a. cowboy collar) is an American football maneuver in which a defender tackles another player by grabbing the back-inside of an opponent's shoulder pads from behind and yanking the player down. The technique is most closely associated with Pro Bowl former Dallas Cowboys and current Cincinnati Bengals star safety Roy Williams. This kind of tackle was banned from the NFL during the 2005 offseason; the rule forbidding it is often referred to in the press as "The Roy Williams Rule." The rule was expanded to include the back of the jersey collar in 2006.

The horse-collar (tackle) is particularly dangerous due to the awkward position of the player getting tackled, who will often fall backward in a twisting motion with one or both legs trapped under the weight of his body.

by tearsoftheheavans October 26, 2009

Horse-Whisper

To masturbate while sobbing.

After coming home early and finding his wife having sex with the next-door neighbor, Tim, who is a giant pussy, pouted his way to the bathroom, locked the door and horse-whispered.

by Rawdiggidy March 7, 2010

horse cock

A Grilled Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell.

I've yet to meet a man that can eat two horse cocks.

by Hull Kogan March 8, 2004

Horse Girl

they probably like anal.

Person 1- "did you see that horse girl?"
Person 2- "yeah i heard she likes anal."

by nailpolishremover696969 September 23, 2018

Horse Cave

A horse cave is the a name for a fat white bitch whose vagina is like a giant black hole because she fucks a bunch of black dudes.

My aunt Brittany has a massive horse cave

by thebadesstdabberalive April 27, 2017