Hangeronerer

Vacuous wannabes who attach themselves to the inner circle of cliques or celebrities in the hope that they can bathe in the glory of stardom generated by others' hard work and dedication.

Look at my mates Chardonnay and Mercedes draped over that celeb like cheap Russian jewellery; typical hangeronerers

by Adjustment disorder March 1, 2022

whiptastic handler

noun; someone who fantastically handles everything with a little more whip than everyone else.

Abby is a whiptastic handler. Did you see her with boyfriend?

by whiptastic_handler January 3, 2008

Hoe Handler

A guy who screws or dates a lot of sassy and used women.

Man Bill, your quite the hoe handler around here aren't ya?

by EricDude February 19, 2009

One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"

by son of that guy October 12, 2009

scarlett hanger

blood dripping from a vagina, or a depressed Buckeye fan

man i was rooting around in my girl's cellar when i noticed a scarlett hanger, I was like yuck. clean that shit first.

by fruit cup columbus May 31, 2010

Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010