Hairy Monkey

shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.

four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...

by spente200 May 2, 2005

hairy fish

A small round dog of the fuzzy haired variety possessing a general fishy odour.

That's one hairy fish!

by Fishtopher September 9, 2008

Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone

a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

by mike potter September 25, 2005

Hairy Cow

A fat person's hairy booby.

ASSCAKE: That fat person just had a nip slip of her hairy cow.

PELVICSHIT: Gross.

by THAT GUY, THIS GIRL AND HER. August 19, 2011

Hairy Juan

A Hispanic male who comes to North America to get some sweet pussy. He has large muscles and goes to clubs all night to leave with some ass and pound it when he gets home. Hairy Juan refers to a man with much hair, therefore he is masculine. When bitches see the hair he’s got on his chest and arms, they cant wait to get him home and have his hairy ball sack smacking their pussy from behind. Please note the hairy Juan will not be afraid to show off his hairy body and grind on pussy at clubs. He knows that only real mean have hair and takes his large cock with pride when screwing a slut in her holes.

Juan: yo bitches some round, im a hairy Juan so you know im packing a long pole. Who wants to suck?
Bitch: im getting some hairy balls tonight!

by Juanxxx March 25, 2009

Hairy cock

A hairy cock is commodly found in one boxer's . It a huge mote of hair arond the male penis . Mostly male use's this to choke their wife so they could try to make out with their lesbian sister. synomins of My super hairy dick,

Analshittygangbang - WOW I GOT AN HAIRY COCK

My mom - SUCK MY BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jesus - YEAH I DO COCAIN

by Gabrielcaramel May 23, 2010

Hairy swingers

The hirsute man-sacks which dangle freely beneath the mangina and shoot forth the calci-yummy when sufficiently cajoled.

Haw fanny-baws, wrap that nonsense or you'll catch a swift boot in the hairy swingers!

by Wee Woolie wan July 14, 2004