guide dog

A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.

MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!

PRETTY WOMAN: Ok

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 28, 2007

Guise

The word is a mix of "guys" and "disguise." Refferring to anonymous participants (anon) in a chat forum, such as 2chan, 4chan etc.

"Hey guise.. I got an evil fun idea for everyone..."

by Rassjo February 21, 2010

Guiness

A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.

is it just me or does that guiness smell funny

by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009

guidette

A guidette is a girl from the northern Jersey and Staten Island area. They do nothing but go tanning, have sex and go tanning. They always try to get their hair as high as they can. Guidettes are italian girls that are gorgeous. No, they are not gorgeous cuz of looks..just being italian makes them the best since italians do it best! Most guidettes got a new york accent and most of them sound like Fran Drescher from "The Nanny"...I should know cuz my girlfriend and sister are guidettes who never stop talking and they make it sound like the set of "The Nanny". A lot of guidettes are whores but who cares cuz us guido men are too. A lot of them can be seen in a nightclub either grinding a guy, giving a lapdance to someone in the "V.I.P." sextion...or they can be seen laying on the floor drunk as hell from too much tequila.

Tony: "hey did ya' see that girl in the nightclub?"
Vinny: "Yeah she is a guidette...so that means she is a whore."

by frank duh tank September 19, 2009

guinea fridge

a refrigeration unit or freezer that resides in the garage

Vinny put the oversized manicotti tray in the guinea fridge after Christmas because the fridge in the kitchen was filled with other leftovers.

by muffhead December 13, 2009

Food Guide Pyramid

A term for which all definitions have been deleted, because the duh-weebs who delete them don't have the decency or the capability to write a better daffynition.

Food Guide Pyramid is a food guide for duh-weebs.

by Downstrike November 5, 2004

guidette barbie

guidette baRbie--is the female version of the guido n looks like a barbie.very famous in queens. hawt ass italian girl, amazing body has big boobs and a fat ass. can be found at clubs all over tri-state area. tans and uses about 10 bottles of gel/hairspray a day or has "the poof". looks like barbie, only hawter.

you see that blonde over there? yeah thats guidette barbie i kno who she is

by BeLLABABBAY December 28, 2007