Shit Goose

Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).

That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!

Shit Goose by Justin January 11, 2005

goosen 

it means tight or cool. or anything you want it to mean

that is hella goosen. or this s*** is goosen

goosen by brad puricelli December 17, 2008

Goose penis 

Another name for a circumcised penis.

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"

Goose penis by Ant Champ October 23, 2008

gooseberried 

1. To be unwillingly made a gooseberry.
2. To be unwillingly made the third person on a date.

Last night I was gooseberried by my roommate and her boyfriend. He just wouldn't leave!

gooseberried by Michelle T August 23, 2006

Forcefeeding the goose 

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.

Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.

Forcefeeding the goose by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008

GOOSE TURKEY 

When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes

Get your nasty ol, "goose turkey", pickle egg scented titties off my leg.

GOOSE TURKEY by RLOVE March 3, 2003

goose shats 

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.

he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.

goose shats by borWorm February 13, 2007