Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.
"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"
by rhino1 June 5, 2009
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Comes from the campus of Cornell College in Mount Vernon, Iowa, where the school mascot is the ram. Much like beer goggles, Ada goggles, and others, ram goggles occur when a respectable bro is forced to drastically reduced his standards of women, food, society in general, and especially WOMEN! Ram googles are a great way to coup with literally eating anemic bull semen, dealing with LARPers (commonly referred to as Narnians), and outrageously average or below average girls who think that their intelligence is what will make them sexy and therefore are content with looking like the offspring of a naked mole rat and a bearded hippopotamus...seriously ladies?
that girl is sexy!" "dude she has a mustache and is carrying a styrofoam sword... you're ram goggles are kickin in brah.
by makebadchoiceshere13 November 14, 2010
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Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.
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Get the Russian Spy Goggles mug.At the climax of a sexual encounter, the post-coital matter becomes airborne at an angle in which the recipient is caused to squint their eyes in anticipation. In that moment, the aforementioned distributor will, in an act of heroism, stretch the scrotal sack to cover the intended recipients' (then slanted) ocular cavities, thus creating Japanese Rain Goggles.
She finally accepted my relationship request on Facebook, solely due to my flawless execution of the Japanese Rain Goggles last night.
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