When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.
by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025
Get the Turd Lappingmug. Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!
by JizzedOn June 4, 2025
Get the Lap Lettucemug. by The dog down the street July 9, 2025
Get the Lappingmug. by Prof Emmal October 28, 2022
Get the Lapmug. When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.
by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017
Get the pregame victory lapmug. When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021
Get the Lap Battlemug. Also known as laptop-rap. Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. Usually composed on a laptop. See Hopster and Hipster-Hop
by Du Monee November 14, 2009
Get the Lap-Rapmug.