Definitions by JizzedOn

Negro riche 

A classy way to call a person "nigger rich" while looking sophisticated and non-judgmental.

Check out those stereotypes that urban dwelling minority is perpetuating, looks like he blew his entire paycheck on those Air Jordans! That dude is definitely living the negro riche lifestyle!

Negro riche by JizzedOn July 17, 2025

Lap Lettuce 

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

Lap Lettuce by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

Who are you giving the puppies to? 

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

Who are you giving the puppies to? by JizzedOn June 6, 2023