Definitions by Thor’sHammer

Turd Lapping 

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.

Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.

Turd Lapping by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025