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Definitions by Thor’sHammer

Turd Lapping 

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.
Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.
Turd Lapping by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025