grandpa your grandma

To have sexual relations with another person’s Grandmother (usually leading to criminal sexual assault charges).

Andriy: Yo u tryna get fucked up today? Cop some valid shit
Eugene: yea aight how bout I grandpa your grandma?
Nick: niggas gonna grandpa your grandma…

by John Baione June 6, 2022

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Visit from grandma

When one soaks their hand in icy cold water til it's wrinkled and pruny then pleasures themself with it.

My hand was all raw after that visit from grandma.

by Guilty7 October 6, 2017

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grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.

"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.

by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016

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take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

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grandma's nanner smasher

The fat butt of a GILF

man: daaaamn jamal i need some of grandma's nanner smasher before that old bitch passes

jamal: ill fucking kill you dude

by schizomode July 15, 2022

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A sentence used by celebratory faces in lessons such as Math to insult people they admire or are attracted to. This statement can mean the person would like to smell underwear belonging to who it is aimed at.

"That's well rand, I'm creasing"

*Guilty face*
"Smell your grandma"

by almanjam February 7, 2009

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