Dense Fence

An environment or person that suppresses a male’s chance from scoring sexually; the act of cock blocking.

Guy1: Hey lets go to the Yucatan Lounge tonight?
Guy2: Ummmm, NO! That place is a Dense Fence!

Man1: Did you score with Laura last night.
Man2: Nawww, that bitch put up her Dense Fence!

by MrWhite May 19, 2004

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

sandpaper the fence

To rub a female's breasts together vigorously.

Tom's girlfriend asked him to sandpaper the fence during foreplay

by J.R.T December 8, 2007

femchild

A femchild is the opposite sex definition of a Manchild.

These women often become upset when they do not get their way. A woman that thinks every post on social media from a friend is about her. These women are the type of people who become upset if you're not talking about them. If the conversation doesn't have at least 1 story about them, they become distant and annoyed.

"Jullie got upset when we went to the shoe store and they were out of the shoes she wanted and pitched a fit. She hated the fact that we didn't talk about her problems right away. Julie is a real Femchild"

by Tarrabyte May 15, 2018

Petting the fence

During Wii Sports tennis you stand at the fenceline and swing rapidly.

Kylie, quit petting the fence and hit a ball.

by omg zombie tits December 25, 2008

fech

Fuck

Fuck

by niggerjones July 20, 2003

felch

drink cum out of butt.

reebox superbowl commercail (see:terry tate, office) "felcher and sons"

by nell August 11, 2004