Fort street fail

A fail where you don't actually get under 50%, your standards are just really high so you think its a fail

friend one: i failed taht test so bad
friend two: really? what did you get?
friend one: 72%
friend two: thats not a real fail, thats a fort street fail.

by dingdong11 September 25, 2009

Hudson Fail

Everything from, involved with, or related In any way to Hudson WI is a fail. They tri to do stuff and absolutely fail. The residents of Hudson Wisconsin were all accidents and complete fails. They can easily be picked out of a crowd by there obnoxious hair style dubbed, Hudson Flow which just screams, "I think I'm Better than you." Also Hudsonites partake in the sport fall baseball. This however was never meant to be a sport. Don't be confused by the fact that the MLB plays in the fall that is different altogether because it is the playoffs of a profesional sport. Fall baseball is baseball played by amateurs in the wrong season of the year. All participants are thus Hudson fails. If you run into someone from Hudson the safest thing to do would be to kill them and burn the body, but if this cannot be arranged simply compliment their hair and run like hell.

Look at that Hudson Fail he is such an idiot. 
Wow look at Schaefer he is a Hudson Fail. 
Wow tri harder or you will be a Hudson fail... 
You just Hudson failed. 
He thinks he is cool cause he has his hair brought up to a point in the front but he is actually a Hudson fail.

by Tú madre fu December 20, 2009

Epic Fail

a fail that is worse than a normal fail

wow that kid just failed

no that was definitely an epic fail

by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010

epic fail

1.When an attemt at creating an entertainment product fails so badly it incites anger and/or unintentional comedy.

2. When an attempt at comedy on an internet message board is so terrible it incites pity in the reader of sed post.

3. When an attempt to get over as a whacky character on an internet message board completely and utterly fails.

4. An attempt to endorse Fanta and homosexuality at the same time on an internet message board that leads to ridicule

1."TNA iMPACT= EPIC FAIL."

2&3 "Anchor World Order= EPIC FAIL"

4."anchor= EPIC FAIL"

by tildebang January 18, 2008

failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!

The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

party fail

the ultimate party foul. an act so terrible it could very well bring an untimely death to the party. a party foul is spilling a beer. a party fail is knocking over a keg and having it explode.

After drunkenly making out with a 250 pound girl, bob fell down the stairs and proceeded to piss himself on the host's carpet. he has party failed

by superconar April 11, 2008

Failage

1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.

1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.

by Salamence July 17, 2010