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dutch explosion

When you press your bitch's face against your ass and blast their face with explosive diarrhea.
Hey, gurl I wanna give you a dutch explosion.
by Herbert'sDutchMuffins August 17, 2014
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Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
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20mm boys acme labs explosive device

Patented by the meth army to protect children under the mother son protection act in every home in Northern Ontario with uranium in center with 23,000 ft lbs and uranium or trinitite rods.
We got a 20mm boys acme labs explosive device 522 on Guelph terrorist justin trudeau
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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cocktacular explosion

A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.
Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!
by Eagleeye July 19, 2016
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explosive shit

either you think something is amazing or you have an illness or your food has been poisend but its interesting non the less
GUY 1: bro that was some explosive shit.
GUY 2: I'm not sure if that's a good thing
by nae nae nigga February 9, 2022
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birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
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