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dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.
Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee
by Stanchee June 12, 2019
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Dumpster Daddy

Dumpster Daddy- King of the dumpster babies; this retro/emo/hipster/ punk rock melting pot of a guy who’s glory days peaked in his 8th grade summer. He’ll be wearing a ripped Green Day band shirt and smokes menthols so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth. B.O. IS his D.O. and don’t you even think about touching his bent framed aviators because Tom cruise actually wore them at one time 🙄 DD is a nomad who sleeps on random couches, leaf piles, dirt mounds and even the occasional port a potty when it’s chilly out.
“Yo look at that fuckin dumpster daddy over there, I think he just shit on that guys porch”
by Jock Cusstoe December 5, 2019
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Dumpster Fire

Brisbane Broncos are last, what a dumpster fire of a club.
by #Anthony S. September 17, 2020
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Dumpster Date

Men Online dating in mostly Western World with entitled delusional women
I had a Dumpster date the other day.....

I got a dumpster date comin' up
by Tubeman777 December 21, 2020
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dumpsterphobia

The fear that a dumpster is always watching you, or omnipresent, waiting to strike.
John has dumpsterphobia, he never looks at trash trucks the same now.
by Beeftacosss February 28, 2021
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Dumpster Gravy

When a person has engaged in unprotected anal (or vaginal) sexual intercourse and their partner(s) have ejaculated inside of them leaving behind ejaculat to the point the receiving partner could be considered a cum dumpster. Any fluids including but not limited to: anal mucosa, sperm, semen, lubricants, saliva, mucus, blood, or Diet Pepsi that pours, runs, squirts, oozes, or dribbles from the anus (or vagina) is considered Dumpster Gravy
Don't sit in that chair, Matt sat there and left a puddle of Dumpster Gravy!

I cannot believe Matt let Jamaal cuck him then ate the Dumpster Gravy right out of is boyfriend's ass.
by Redrokkit December 21, 2021
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dumpstress

The person to take you the dumpster to bang behind your spouse's back.
I finished my drink, went outside and had fun with that dumpstress.
by Shithor March 5, 2022
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