Happy Dragon

The Happy Dragon is when a guy ejaculates into someone elses mouth, and then immediately tickles that person so that they snort the cum out their nose when they laugh.

My girlfriend complains that the Happy Dragon is starting to burn her nose.

by sefirom March 29, 2005

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011

Brazilian Two-headed Dragon

When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.

"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"

"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."

"...that's fucked up, dude."

by The Notorious M.A.T. July 23, 2017

puking dragon

When a woman blows cum out of her nose!

While your woman is sucking your cock, right before you orgasm slame her head down on your shaft and she will chock and blow it out her nose...known as the puking dragon

by kokley March 17, 2008

bloody dragon

A difficult surprise sex maneuver where the male shoves his penis down the female's throat as he is ejaculating causing her to choke on his sperm and if done properly and timed right the sperm will come out of her nose. When sperm can be clearly seen coming out of the females nose she is administered a punch in the nose so that the blood can run with the sperm.

Guy: I gave krysten the bloody dragon. Ive never seen her that pissed. It was a mess.

Guy2:hell yeh brutha

by Hoss Cat October 23, 2006

Fire Dragon

The act of pouring butane over a boner and then making someone suck it. When you ejaculate the load goes out of the females nose

Dude, she gave me a fire dragon last night and I turned everything white

by dic...tionary November 2, 2014

dragon breath

Your managers breath is so horrible you begin to think he eats his dog's ass before coming into work

Manager: I have been trying to eat more @$$ as well, hence my wicked dragon breath. I like to say I put the "ass" in associate.

Associate: Damn Saul your making me sick with that breath of yours

by ha-jew January 8, 2010