douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

by REPZERO January 8, 2010

Ride the dolphin

masturbating. similar to jacking off, whacking off, flicking the bean, chocking the chicken, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, fighting with your purple headed yogurt slinger, and tug of war with cyclops.

"Sorry i had to ride the dolphin. Saw this really hot chick."
"Dude thats nasty!"

by The Italian Stalli0n November 28, 2009

hairy dolphin

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a females back, then rips out some pubic hair and tosses it on the semen.

That bitch Jenny wouldn't let me bust in her mouth, so I gave her a hairy dolphin.

by MKUltr4 February 10, 2010

douchalicious

When someone is acting especially douche like.

My professor was acting especially douchalicious today when he got all excited when talking about opera music.

by -Court September 26, 2006

Dolphin Style

A sexual position in which the female will lie flat on her stomach with her legs slightly spread. The male will proceed to penetrate her from behind, doing all the work and trying awkwardly to maintain both his balance and erection.

It is so named due to the female's resemblance to a beached floundering dolphin.

"I wanted to pound this girl doggy, but she just went straight into Dolphin Style."

"Lame bro."

by 2MVV October 30, 2012

electric dolphin

Similar to the shocker, in the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a girl's vag and a pinky in the ass (two in the blood one in the mud.) The difference lies in the fact that the two front fingers are twisted like an electrical chord and the thumb/dorsal fin is used for clitoral stimulation. The desired result is a woman's screech similar to the call of a dolphin (errhhaaa! errhhaaa!)

girl: errhhaaa! errhhaaa! errhhaaa!

guy: That's a mutha fuckin' electric dolphin for ya ass.

by Pete(y,r) July 22, 2006

dolphin kiss

The act of pulling down one's pants, to the bare ass, and sitting or preferably jump sitting on someone elses nose. This is most successful when your butt hole lands directly on the victem's nose.

While he sat down I dolphin kissed him.

She has a brown nose because I dolphin kissed her

by Joker5997 March 18, 2008