sniffing the dining room rug

When someone falls down so drunk it appears that they are sniffing the dining room rug

Erik and Laura were so wasted they fell down and started sniffing the dining room rug

by BrianTitansword March 11, 2012

Good dicking

The best way to turn a feminist into a functioning member of society

Margaret used to be a disgusting, man-hating feminist until Dave gave her a good dicking and she learned what she's been missing out on.

by VERY fast doggo July 11, 2016

dicking around

Doing things to kill time or boredom.

Doc: Who are you!? What are you doing in the surgery room in which me and my team of world renown surgeons are performing an extremely delicate brain transplant operation??
Bob: Oh I'm just dicking around.

by Dmorg October 29, 2003

chubby dunking

when an obese person decides to take off their clothing and swim in a body of water. not recommended for skinny people's sake.

Man, I was taking a nice stroll around the lake when I saw Bernice and Alfred chubby dunking together. that shit should be illegal.

by michy poo June 10, 2008

dininghallfood

Food that is not up to par at all. Usually gotten from an underfunded boarding school dining hall, or a public school cafeteria. One usually is forced to get dining hall food when one is underfunded

guy 1: "yo you wanna get somethin to eat"
guy 2: "nah man i'm broke. i think i'll get some dininghallfood."

by roden April 21, 2008

drinking britches

Pants worn in anticipation of staying at home and consuming alcohol. Are usually sweatpants or similar to sweatpants, and are worn for maximum comfort. Would never be worn in public.

Oh lord, Jim's got his drinking britches on. He had an awful day at work and just wants to stay at home and get drunk.

by friskinator December 18, 2008

Dirking off

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.

Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.

by jojoker September 30, 2011