dingleberries

dried up unwiped pieces of crap that cling to the hairs in between someone's ass cheeks.

Yo Rock you need to wash your ass so you can get rid of those dingleberries.

by vinman94 December 23, 2007

Dirty dingleberryslam

The act of cutting off ones dingleberries, and taping them to your face. You then rip'em off again, fry em, take a louisville slugger, have em pitched by the one who owns the dingles, and bat em into a crowd of young school girls...

The little girl told me that I have big ears. I went to her mothers house, cut off her pointy dingleberries, and gave her daughter a dirty dingleberryslam

by DirtySeanP October 27, 2007

dingleberry

its when you shit and poop gets caught in your asshair and hardens.

a dingleberry can go unnoticed

by dbone January 5, 2006

diglet

the action of a stiff bowel movement of nearly penetrating the comfort of soiling oneself

*pokemon inspired
*similar to the term prairie doggin

Hot diglets!

Ohh man, I have diglets popping right out of my ass!

by Adrian Martinez May 20, 2004

dingleberry dentist

when you floss your teeth with someones butthole hairs

no, those arent chocolate chips in my teeth, i just got back from the dingleberry dentist

by thomas longwood April 16, 2004

dingle dick

to call someone an idiot or insult their intelligence.

shutup dingle dick, you don't even know what your talking about!

by justin May 13, 2005

dingle berries

gradual biuld-up of fecal matter that viciously clings to the anal hairs often the reason for itchy assholes

by Anonymous May 1, 2003