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Dillon

A dick head of sorts and cannot do shit :D
Wow I got Dillon in my second period class
by xRegency October 29, 2018
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Dillon

A name generally given to a boy/male, although spelt differently from the “Dillon’s” you probably know yourself.

Dillon(s) consist of many things. Firstly, they tend to have a lot of friends, due to their charming nature. He’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever find - guaranteed.

He’ll probably think that he’s the best around, which to a degree, is probably true. His comedy is also pretty scuffed, and usually, will laugh at the stupidest shit, which could be taken as a positive and a negative. Imagine telling a joke that a Dillon doesn’t laugh it - that’s a profound way to tell whether or not your joke is shit

If you know a Dillon, chances are they are a gamer.

He’s also probably a furry.
“HEY, look, it’s Dillon, right over there!”
Did you know he’s a furry!?”
“OH?!”
“Let’s go curbstomp him!”
“Alright”
by The One Who Spoke The Truth October 28, 2019
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Dillon

by King of bread the 5th October 24, 2020
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Dildo Thief

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.
Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy
by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011
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dildo lover

One who loves dildos. Anyone who either uses or thinks about using a dildo for fun. A goof ball. An idiot. A lover of dilds.
by Frank Phartur December 30, 2011
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Milky dildo

A dildo with milk dripping from it. It is filled with milk to simulate cum ;)) it's real milk. Can also be used as an insult or a descriptive word.
That bitch needs to get a milky dildo and cum down.
by Milky dildo April 24, 2017
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big green dildo

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.
"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.
by Oddra the Odd March 29, 2021
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