dad juice

Semen, man protein, cum

woooah last night i couldnt stop myself when vanessa was blowing me. She ended up with a healthy dollap of "dad juice" all over her hair. She was pissed off coz she spent all day at the salon :-(

by puzzytank April 19, 2017

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Dad joke

A joke that has little or no humour.

Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.

by penisshakes December 21, 2015

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deadbeat dad

An irresponsible father who hasn't the decency to do his moral, legal and ethical duty to support his child or at least to offer token payments of child support according to what he can afford or explain why not and what his plan is to make it up in the future.

I wish my former son-in-law wasn't a deadbeat dad and that the next time he wanted to get a body piercing he'd send that money to his son.

by harry flashman July 09, 2003

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