Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.

I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017

direz

direz is a cool , nice , funny , cute person he can be annoying and not serious and sexual and nasty and ugly and has a big personality 😅

basically direz is a awesome person

by regular June 16, 2018

Direrear

When your #2s is dire and you can’t spell diarea - diarheo - dia… when you can spell direrear just fine.

Direrear is a better word than diarrhoea because it’s easier to spell, still sounds the same, and evokes exactly what is happening to you.

by Pineapple Hwy July 25, 2018

Directioner

Directioners are the craziest, sassiest, creepiest and most well known for making jokes about carrots.

Do not mess with a directioner because they can and will find your address so beware. Directioners are not just fans of one direction they tend to like people like 5 seconds of summer and um well not very many other people . Directioners are the strongest fandom even after years of no new music or new content!

Normal person: sees a spoon and does nothing

Directioner: AHH ITS A SPOON LIAM IS AFRAID OF SPOONS!!

by Crazydirectioner28 August 16, 2018

Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination

Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.

by loli33 April 19, 2020

DireOnConsole

{Dire is fucking goated at rainbow six drive he’s too good

ur so good u must be direonconsole

by iZJvcK June 5, 2020