shit cougher

some one who, after a quick felch has an asthma attack, coughing shit pretty much everywhere.

any gay with asthma

by Gaycob June 7, 2003

pussy cough

When you stick your dick in a females or males vagina and you cough up cum from your mouth into and onto each persons genitels

The girl last night got her pussy coughed on

by Josh the maximum June 25, 2014

Cough Drop

When you stick your dick down a chikenhead mouth until she gag on it.

That assclown chikenhead aint never sucked cock before so i gave her a bangin ass cough drop.

by Alex November 18, 2003

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

coughga

same as the other ones but add luke and correct grammar....

GROUP-LUKE-TOTALLY-guyS this is the correct spelling of the words and the missing member.

by PISSY WALLOW April 23, 2004

coughuck

a nasty, trailer-park-trash, ho that coughs incessantly during sex due to decades of smoking.

Pronounced: Cough-fuck

dude1: i saw you with your mom yesterday at the mall.

dude2: my mom's on vacation.

dude1: who was that old nasty chick with her arm around you?

dude2: oh, that was just some coughuck i hooked up with at the 7/11 yesterday.

dude1: oh dude... have you showered yet?

by DavidS October 11, 2006

coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.

Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on

by vamason7 August 17, 2011