You are cooked

This term refers to being done for or in a terrible situation. Synonym for "You are screwed."

"It is 11:40pm and you've only done 10% of the homework that's due at 11:59, you are cooked!"

by salam25 September 8, 2025

You're cooked

A term to signify that someone is wrong in their strange opinion and/or statement; that their brain must have been microwaved to produce such words from their mouth. Analogous to "you're fried", this term has been popularized by small part-time streamers such as "Pikabooirl", and other special content creators.

What did you just say?! You're cooked bro.

by SlangProfessor October 26, 2025

longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement

My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!

by Gruffirale December 17, 2025

we’re so cooked

Meaning: You are in a serious trouble

(Person 1 and Person 2 sees a dead body)
Person 1: we’re so cooked 😭🥀
Person 2: fr 😭

by WhoStoleMyToast March 20, 2026

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024