booty con 

anything you tell her that gets him da booty

i was planning on going to the hamptons this weekend...guys go to the hamptons to meet a girl like you, but i have you, so why would i go when i can be with you? IF SHE GLOWS AND HER FRIENDS AND CO WORKERS GLEAM, IT'S A BOOTY CON!

booty con by BILLY JOEL HAMPTON June 19, 2008

petit con 

boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced

Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.

petit con by Marla Beer January 22, 2004

Bistec Con Queso 

The correct and only way to order a Philly cheese steak.

I would like to order a Bistec Con Queso and a large coke.

Bistec Con Queso by M.A.B. June 11, 2006

nea-con

Stands for neanderthall conservative. Aperently someone so archaeic and far to the right that they have the political ideology of a caveman.

What kind of nea-con thinks that stim cell research is bad?

nea-con by Jensim April 28, 2009

match dot con 

lying to make a person believe that you have alot in common to secure a hook up.

Dude, she is so not your type, you have nothing in common,
I know but she is so hot i pulled a match dot con so i could tap that ass

match dot con by gravy_baby June 24, 2010

death con 

You are Kanye West and also an idiot

I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3

death con by somerando223 October 9, 2022

Comic-Con

An awesome 4-day nerd fest where you get to hug asian hobags dressed up as emma frost and scarlet witch and any other slutty superheroine you can think of.

Josh: Duuuude! I haven't heard from you in like, 4 days.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.

Comic-Con by scratchmaster101 October 13, 2010