Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down

Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball

by kevro February 11, 2015

Come On Titty

When your trying extremely hard to get something you want and are struggling to get the thing or "Things" you need or want.

Gabe: Awe Fuck!
Tony: We really need to finish this Rift
Gabe: Come on titty give us the win !
Tony: Fuck yeah dude, we got this shit covered

by Cliqe November 11, 2015

coken't

the opposite of coke

Jim: hey do you want some coken't
Kim: what?
Jim: *shows Pepsi*

by ZAMODA June 9, 2018

CementHead

To be so stupid people wonder if there is a brain in someone's head or just cement.

Friend: "Neil is such a cementhead he took a large potion before taking his mini's"

Jimbob: "HAHA I l wonder if his head is actually filled with cement."

by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018

come in handy

when something could be useful

a hammer right now would come in handy!

by BrokenBrotato August 2, 2020

Come & Go

I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I pray to God that he make me a better man, uh
Maybe one day I'ma stand for somethin'
I'm thankin' God that he made you part of the plan
I guess I ain't go through all that Hell for nothin'
I'm always fuckin' up and wreckin' shit, it seems like I perfected it
I offer you my love, I hope you take it like some medicine
You tell me, ain't nobody better than me, I think that there's better than me
Hope you see the better in me, always end up betterin' me

I don't wanna ruin this one
This type of love don't always come & go

by hey fishy bwoda October 22, 2020

Coen

The most gorgeous person I have ever met. My boyfriend. I don't know why I waited so long to ask you out my love, but I'm so happy I did. If you ever did far enough through urban dictionary to find this. I love you. Coen is the sweetest person I have ever met, and is so talented in every way. His hair is fluffy and brown, although his head is very empty. He loves drums, starkid, hamilton, WW2, and me, of course. He works with his dad and has tried and failed to work 2 shops over from me. Sorry about that. Did I already mention that hes drop dead gorgeous? His perfect smile lights up the galaxy and his happiness could cure the depression epidemic. He may be unconfident, but that ok. I love him the way he is. Everyone loves him. Man gets hella bitches, like a slay queen. I don't think I'll ever find someone more perfect than you my love.

Coen: Hey, did you know that cats are cute?
Me: I love you.

by anon54718463528 March 25, 2023