Combat probing

The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.

I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.

by Clyde_en_Marland April 10, 2019

commatossed

When you are dead asleep from all the alcohol and drugs and someone gives you a rimjob.

I got so wasted last night at the party I fell asleep in Paul's bedroom and I think I was commatossed by someone.

by deckartemus May 17, 2019

Comfator

Inner thigh hair or neck beards

Kenny:"yo look at my comfator"
Patricia: " yo ur comfator so sexy I wanna stick my head in that neck beard"

by Hot paprika May 28, 2019

combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

Cocation

A word for vacation caused by the corona pandemic.

Guy 1: yo dude you got cocation?
Guy 2: what is cocation?
Guy 1: it's an easier way to say corona vacation

by Skinpu March 20, 2020

combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020