Clyde_en_Marland's definitions

Kwarteng

A scientific measurement of the shortest possible time between taking up and fucking up a job.

"How long do you think the new guy will last?"
"About 3 Kwartengs."

by Clyde_en_Marland October 14, 2022

Frube

Verb: to Frube. Masturbate into yoghurt, which is then put back into the refridgerator.

My GF was really annoying me last night. She'll get worse when she realises I Frubed into her Activia.

by Clyde_en_Marland September 19, 2019

Combat probing

The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.

I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.

by Clyde_en_Marland April 10, 2019