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Clusterfuck

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.
by Dongo April 10, 2006
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clusterfuck

many people fucking up or simply fucking at the same time
What a clusterfuck
by MUVVA February 13, 2004
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Clusterous

Adjective
Having the properties of a cluster. Similar to cluster, this is a polite way to reference a clusterfuck.
Twice as much work in half as much time as communicated? This is definitely a clusterous project.
by Gazornenplat June 13, 2019
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clustermuck

When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.
Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.
by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009
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clusterfuck

chaotic moment involving chaotic people that leads to more chaos. mayhem. a massive mess of anything.
Getting on public transportation during rush hour in any major city and getting caught up in major "clusterfuck" of people.
by kabuki-mono September 11, 2009
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clusterfuck

A Crapload of one or many things...can also be a milk chocolatey candy bar filled with nougat and fuck...
Sorry im late there was a huge clusterfuck at the DMV

Holy Trousers!!! They have new Peanut butter clusterfucks!!
by Bagy_45 November 9, 2006
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clusterfuck

A clusterfuck can happen in real life, but mostly, the term is used to describe an online situation in which a singular person is attacked by a group of hostile individuals, and flamed till brown & crisp. Generally, this event occurs on forums, in chatrooms & on Usenet; basically, anywhere people congregate online, to discuss various topics. Potential victims of a clusterfuck include (but are certainly not limited to):

* A clueless noob
* A troll that has outworn it's welcome
* Anybody with ideas & opinions that contrast greatly with those held by the majority of the other chatters/posters.
* Individuals who demonstrate really bad spelling and/or grammar.
* The only white/black/hispanic/etc.. in an all white/black/hispanic/etc.. forum, chatroom, or newsgroup that holds racist views.
* A Homosexual amongst heterosexuals, and vice-versa.
* A man/woman amongst radical feminists/misogynists.
* Post whores.
* People who are just generally annoying & bothersome.
* Anarchists.
* Emo kids.
* Bible thumpers.
* Felons.
* Pedophiles.
* Anybody who supports PETA.
* The mentally ill.
* Fat people.
* Trailer trash.
* People who just smell "different".
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Similar terms: gang rape, swarm, group effort, target practice.
When Jill called the moderator a "son of a bitch", she was clusterfucked by nearly half of the members of RPG4Losers.com.

Dave was clusterfucked in the Nazi chatroom, after confessing his love for other men.

Nancy has PTSD, thanks to a massive clusterfuck, administered by a group of vicious masculists.
by I am no one January 2, 2009
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