Covid-420

When you catch the rona from passing the blunt.

Guy: Aye bro, pass da blunt
Me: Fuck no nigga, I'm not tryna catch dat Covid-420! Fuck you thought this was...

by Drip_No._Slip April 28, 2020

COVID-20

The sequel to COVID-19. It could be worse or not as bad.

I lost everything and almost died from coronavirus in 2020. We’ll see what happens with COVID-20.

by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020

Covid-91°

When the authorities could not confirm how many people who died of forest fires, when the temperature then was about 91 degrees centigrade, were already infected with the coronavirus (and were probably on the way to the other side of eternity).

In California, the public was clueless how many of the two-dozen-odd deaths were Covid-91° victims.

by Covido October 11, 2020

Covid-270

When voters used the 2020 presidential election to fire the Liar-in-Chief from the White House for lying about the coronavirus pandemic and for mishandling the crisis, which enables his political opponent to secure the 270 seats needed to become the next president of the United States.

Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.

by Covido November 25, 2020

Coviderers

Criminals or money launderers who prey on young people’s Covid-related financial troubles, by hiring them as money mules via fake job adverts, who are given a cut for allowing their bank accounts to be used.

Guesstimate many thousands of coviderers worldwide were involved in the money laundering or muling business in 2020.

by Covido March 10, 2021

Covid Exploitation

When employers and factories use the pandemic as an excuse to unfairly terminate workers, or to close the workplaces by offering them zero compensation.

Guesstimate how many migrant workers in the Middle East and in Asia have so far fallen prey to covid exploitation by their unscrupulous employers.

by Covido July 2, 2021

Covid-🇧🇷

When Brazil is ranked the world’s worst country in handling the coronavirus pandemic—whose death toll is second to the US—which is led by a Trump-like or nationalist character, who has made light of the Covid-19 threat, mocked mask-wearing, opposed lockdowns, and contracted the virus himself.

What are the odds that Brazil, which relies on China’s half-baked vaccines, might end up registering more corona infections and deaths than the US in containing Covid-🇧🇷 in coming weeks or months due to its rogue leader’s weak leadership or ineptitude?

by Covido January 28, 2021