Swivel Chair Patrol

Another name for the Civil Air Patrol. While this name may sound like we don't do much, we actually do alot. The swivel chair just helps us do it in the quickest possible way.

Cadet: Why are we call the Swivel Chair Patrol?

Senior Member: Because we do more than the Boy Scouts and JROTC combined.

by CadetKid November 19, 2009

chair pusher

A school worker that gets paid $3.25 an hour and is proud that they push in chairs for a living.

1. BeOtrice shlipped me in the head with her ass when she waddled by to push in the chairs at my table.
2. Suzy don't be a BeOtrice and stop pushing in the chairs, thats her job!!
3. I'm not pushing in my chair, thats the chair nazi's job.

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

Capizzi Chair

A special chair, first used by a teacher in Philly, that has three walls around it blocking the occupants view.

The only downside that it sometimes causes other students to have to suffer through the whining of the child occupying the chair, or even the possibility of the child attempting to move to neighboring desks.

The prefix "Capizzi" can also be used to describe any device used for student punishment.
Example: Capizzi Gun, Capizzi Grenade, Capizzi knife

"Steve was bein a real ass, so Farber moved him back to his Capizzi Chair"

"Don't start or i'll make you sit in the Capizzi Chair"

by Rap12G May 9, 2005

first chair

The first chair of the day at a ski mountain, if you have the first chair, then you are the first person on the mountain.

"Let's leave for the mountain at around 9:15 tomorrow."

"Nah dude, we gotta be first chair so let's leave at 8:00."

by tcim2597 February 13, 2012

chair

almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled

Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Claire

Claire's are amazing. They are really sweet, caring, pretty, honestly perfect. They have the biggest hearts and love both family and friends. They do crush a little but they don't need a silly boy to make them happy. Claire's may be a little shy at first but once you get to know them they are very interesting and have a lot of things to say. They tend to have a really big love for God which is great! They are very independent and don't let one persons opinion take them down. Claire's also have an amazing fashion sense and start new trends. They are really cool!

She's so dang nice, must be claire.

by swagstickssss March 6, 2014

Claire Vickers

An insult, which means you're a safety hazard.

Shut up you Claire Vickers, that could start a fire.

by Houd October 19, 2016