Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

climples

Like "bacne" except on the clitoris. To clarify; Pimple- A small hard inflamed spot on the skin.

Climples- A serious lack of feminine hygiene.

"Holy shit! It fucking popped!"

by rigidywow October 18, 2008

Chrimp

To 'pimp' something in a Christmas like fashion.

That house was really 'chrimped' up.

by Goughie December 16, 2008

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Chimples

Chimples are unfortunate body acne residing around the bum and thigh regions.

Allister popped some gigantic chimpless when he shifted in his seat.

by MissBloodySunshine September 28, 2009

Chimpotent

A Chav who is impotent. Combining the two names.

I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent.

by Daggg June 2, 2010

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013