Rottweilers of China

Panda bears

Those Rottweilers of China are almost as cute as real Rottweilers

by Time Dog February 9, 2019

Meta Helped China With AI

Yeah dawg that is super-treason you can't give that to them... Unless I control all of their electronics now, in which case, there's this cute TikTok girl that sings the Russian song and you motherfuckers need to fork her over immediately! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!!!

Hym "Meta helped China with AI? Hooooly shit guys! What the fuck Trump!? How about get this new whistleblower some security? Or does she not need it because it's the whistleblowing about stealing from me part that people are getting killed over?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

angry china man

The "angry china man" is a uncommon series of species wich dies of hungry and eats dogs,is also very sexy and asks for bob pics and always gets them,NOT INDIAN NOR AMERICAN,considered the god of Asia.

angry china man is my dood

by donutofdonutsofdonuts September 25, 2017

De Great Wall of China

describing someone who is fat , as they look the the Great wall of china

Alvin is 80 kilogram and his waist is 40 cm. He is De Great Wall of China!

by zerothebot June 15, 2024

not made in China

A myth in North America in the year 2013 that there are still products on the market that are not made in China.

"I heard that there was a screwdriver for sale at a hardware store in southern Oklahoma."

"Impossible. I looked there. There are no products left on shelves in North America that are not made in China."

by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013

China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

China

The country that has created every single atom.
Everything is made from China.

China: We made everything
Americans: You aren't god y'now
China: Are you sure about that?

..... Are americans really SURE?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022