Count Chocula

When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.

I Count Chocula-ed your Mom last night!

by Roger_RD_Scott January 14, 2010

Counter-Strike

One of the greatest FPS of all time, despite it's bad rep for hackers, 10 year olds and anonomous imature shit talkers. Alot of people dont like it because they dont have the skill and brains to play it so they would rather play easy, braindead games like Halo2. Then on Xbox live they run into even more cheaters, 10 year olds and immature, anonomous shit talkers.

Idiotic Xbox casual gamer- OMG wtf is up with all the hackers and 10 year olds playing Counter-Strike. Im already too simple minded to play this game and now I have to deal with THIS.

Me- Get over it. Theres hella cheaters that play Halo2 on Xbox live and dont even get me started on how many little kids play that shit.

by Skill and Tactics September 25, 2005

Chunting

When a person, or a few people, are hunting for sexual female attention or simply: " hunting for cunts."

" Dude, we need to go chunting! " or " I'm going to go chunting tonight. "

by pandabunny April 3, 2010

a count

a South Carolinian term for placing value on something.
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"

"Hey, can I borrow your truck?"
"yeah, but it ain't worth a count!"

by TigerFan October 31, 2006

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by gaming time December 13, 2021

aint no count

an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. This expression means the product is a piece of shit or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with "no count" which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.

jim bob cooter - "I got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"

by Arich August 16, 2006

count it

A exclamation to be used after just barely but technically performing an accomplishment.

The best thing to say right after sex: "Count it!"

by The Street 57 October 18, 2007