clam canoe

My clam canoe is hurting.
by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023
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skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.
Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...
by CreepyRob June 05, 2023
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indian canoe

A game played where two participants home their forearms together and a lit cigarette is dropped in between their arms. Whoever moves their arm first loses.
Man I burned my arm at the bar last night playing Indian canoe.
by Sackof potatoes September 16, 2017
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pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.
I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!
by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023
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Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches
Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe
by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023
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skin canoe

When a man pulls his scrotum out in front of him and makes a canoe and his girl drinks a shot of iti
Stephanie loved taking shots off of Steve's skin canoe
by Paapaa January 13, 2018
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