A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."
"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."
by G-Dale November 26, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across
by Ha you thought June 8, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.
by thedb63 November 2, 2020
Get the chippawa canoemug. A canoe constructed of gouches
by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023
Get the Gouche Canoemug. A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024
Get the Vag-canomug. A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
Get the Douche canoemug.