Definitions by G-Dale

Douche Canoe 

Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."

"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."

Douche Canoe by G-Dale November 26, 2017

pansexuality 

Bisexuality for people who are too cool to call themselves bisexual.

"Bisexuality? That's too mainstream. Pansexuality is for the truly open-minded. You probably don't even know what that means."

pansexuality by G-Dale June 14, 2015